I think u should know

Men can really make you sick.  Let me rephrase that, Dogs make me sick.  Always on the hunt,  tails wagging, drooling with the tongue out the mouth.  So unattractive. Can I as a woman be respectfully appreciated for my beauty?  Gosh I wanna puke.  Do you know what an appropriate compliment is?  Well I will tell you what it is not. "Damn you have some nice lips".  Wrong, this lets me know intanlty that all you are thinking about is what those lips can do to you.  Lets try saying hello first.  Followed by, "that sure is a nice scarf your wearing".   Maybe that"s the icebreaker you need.  Because then I will tell you it's my favorite color.  Now there is a beginning of a conversation.  Show me your interents lies more than on sexual satisfaction.

Please do not stare me down. Especailly while your girlfriend or who ever she is to you, lay sleeping peacefully on your shoulder.  Now I am so not flattered. Instead, I am so uncomfortable that I want to disappear into the train seat.  You know what?  I have a back up plan, because I am too shy to tell you to get the hell out of my face.  I will get lost in the book I always have handy in my purse.  Guess what Dog?  If your paying attention you have just learned another interesting fact about me.  Besides my favorite color blue scarf, you now know I like to read.  Ding Ding Ding.  We're on a role.

So before I ramble on, here is my point.  Dogs, get a muzzle.  Please I beg you.  You know the saying.  Dogs are a mans best friend.  Maybe because you act like a dog,that is the reason you are always with the guys and not in a functional relationship. Sniffing around tramps.   Not every poodle wants her butt sniffed.  Gosh. I'm that poodle.  Don't sniff my butt until you have looked me in the eyes, and barked me a propper greeting. Thank you and goodnight.